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Annalivliv tells us more.

So I tried to follow this up before but my comment wasn't posted properly. OP here. Turns out I broke my ankle in 3 different places and tore some ligaments. However, I figure it could be much worse. I'm just happy I could finally get something published. The banter in the comments isn't bad either.

gracezering tells us more.

I'm the OP and the cashier was a female. I know! Wtf, right??