By unemployed - 18/10/2016 00:05 - United States - The Colony
The Top
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Chubrub
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Faithful
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Rollin'
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Perks
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Different strokes
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Thanks for the support
By depressed - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hull
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By taroschain - 30/07/2016 21:19 - United States - Atlanta
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Huh, didn't think this would make it. Neat. Thanks for the birthday wishes! To clear a few things up: 1. I started getting birthday wishes from ID checkers a week before my birthday and for a few days after, during which time I went on a couple beer runs for my roommate, bought a bottle of wine for a family dinner, had a weekly girls' night out with some coworkers and, yes, went barhopping with a friend on the day of. 2. I only got Facebook because my college required it and didn't bother filling in the information other than schooling. 3. I'm not one of those people who reminds everyone about their birthday five times a day for two weeks, and I track friends' birthdays on my iPod calendar. Also, I'm a bit of a workaholic and tend to forget events if they don't affect my work schedule (thus the calendar) and didn't actually realize my birthday was coming up until it was mentioned on one of said aforementioned beer runs. 4. Partly due to a lack of FB and other social networking, most of my friends are either from work or people I was really close to in high school and chose to keep in contact with via phone or e-mail (I'm an old person in a 25-year old body. I knit too!). Also guildmates, but I don't think that counts. Hope this helps!
How the turntables…
By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 18:00
Felt cute, might delete later
By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham
How is that fair?
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Neil Diamond was wrong
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Keep in touch
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Chocolate chip
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Special ingredient
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Keywords
This is brillant.