By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada
The Top
By LucyLollipop - 16/05/2016 19:16 - United States - Davis
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Channelling GG Allin
By dudeyouarefired - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By gorgeousrenthead - 10/08/2009 23:41 - United States
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i was *cough* receiving...
Et tu, Brute?
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By I can't stand leg puns - 08/08/2018 02:30 - United Kingdom - Feltham
Kinky
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Logical
By fresh single - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Pomona
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By madbabynoel - 25/03/2016 15:06 - United States - Clovis
Sore
By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 20:01
Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
By ET. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By kfeath1 - 01/03/2016 05:36
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Wow! This is my FML and I can't get over the number of comments! What happened was my staph infection was on the inside of my body...to look at me I looked absolutely normal. I didn't handle any food, just sat people at their tables. So those of you who are judging...relax; no contamination was given. And I had a port in my arm that I had hidden, but couldn't pull my sleeve down over because it was so big. As for the lady, she just wanted something to complain about. She saw the spots where the port had been and just wanted to complain about it. My manager should have stood up for me, but he didn't and instead decided to tell me that a person complained and I needed to heed what she said. It was a ridiculous time and I'm glad I'm healthy again.
And they same romance is dead…
By celticschick - 31/08/2020 16:59
Empathy
By m0r0n - 24/09/2020 01:17 - United States - Cleveland
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My first FML ever published, thank you! I did have extreme empathy for the patient, I held his hand and told him how sorry I was. I had recently been divorced after leaving a 17 year marriage, to an alcoholic, only to be diagnosed with breast cancer a few months after. I don't think I'm unattractive, I just seem to get the wrong kind of attraction. Fast forward, I am now cancer free and maybe someday I'll find that special someone. Thanks for your votes and comments!
By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore
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Whisky ********
By noO - 07/02/2016 17:43 - United States - Greenwood
By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States
When pranks go wrong
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By Snowman - 24/01/2016 22:21 - United States - Harrisonburg
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Hey guys! OP here, thought I'd add to the fun. So, I live in a dorm-like building. I rent a room and share the kitchen, bathroom, living area, etc. It sucks, but it's affordable and it's what I've got till my car is reliable enough to move farther from my work. This place is off campus though, so the people who live here are more druggies, welfare recipients, and some really weird people, with a couple normal ones in the mix. Also, the walls are paper thin. The neighbor/roommate in question is a 46 year old, toothless guy with no job except for prospecting in the local rivers and streams occasionally. He always keeps his door open, yawns and burps louder than anyone needs to, and plays a lot of music. Including but not limited to "My Heart Will Go On," and the Chippettes' rendition of "Let It Go." Those songs. Every day. Multiple times a day. So I guess I can be grateful he was blasting "All I Want for Christmas is You" instead of the usual, but still. He also likes to watch hentai with the door wide open and the volume up. I honestly don't mind Christmas music when it's Christmas! Except I've been working retail so it's grinding on my nerves more now. Oh well. Thanks for all the sympathy! I loved reading all the comments, they've made my lunch break a little more interesting.