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The Top
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lifeis4me tells us more.
By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00
Roleplay
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Happy New Year
By feelin a lil left out - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Jacksonville
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One a day, so they say
By jazzie7719 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington
Bae Caught Me Slippin
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Stuff
By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00
Lock your doors
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Pleased to meet you
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By ApplePie1994 - 11/11/2016 01:51 - Ireland - Mallow
ApplePie1994 tells us more.
OP here. My sassy Jack Russell ass bitch's name is Honey. She's 13, blind and smells like ass. The older she gets, the cheekier she becomes. She's still awesome, though. I eventually won the battle. Yes, I rewarded her submission with rubs. I talk to her like she's a person. She's sick of my bullshit, tbh. I love my baba. I'll upload pictures of her on my profile.
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By bagadigi - 27/10/2016 14:18 - Canada - Nepean
Words is hard
By purpletulip - 21/10/2016 01:35 - Canada - Mississauga
Mr Spiderman
By Confused Clipboard - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia
The workplace from hell
By Gottabekidding - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashland
Slippin' up
By Anonymous - 21/09/2017 04:30
By Anonymous - 27/09/2017 03:09
itsawash tells us more.
Hey, guys. OP here. The situation is actually a bit more complicated than I made it out to be initially, but the FML is pretty much the gist. I can't go into too many details but here's what basically happened. I had actually asked for resume advice by someone who already worked at the company I was applying to. Let's call this person Mat. This person gave actual solid advice right up until he told me to make up work experience. I didn't do that, obviously, but I listed all prior relevant work experience, which included a company that had since gone out of business. Everything was fine until about a couple of weeks later when I was fired over the weekend. I later found out that Mat had also been fired. It was implied that I wasn't the only employee implicated in his shenanigans. I tried going to HR to clear my name, but everyone just wanted the whole debacle over and done with. I'm also pretty sure my life would've been very difficult had I decided to pursue legal action. I just happened to get caught up in company politics, that's all. Not much I can do about it now.
It's the Final Countdown
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By Daddy - 19/08/2016 14:55 - United States - Hialeah
By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City
Keywords
OP here. Yeah, I understand that facial expression is part of being a performer. My problem was that she never said anything to me before (no warning). Also, there’s a bunch of my peers don’t sing at all or they’re just playing/laughing, yet they have A’s