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slooby
  • Town/Country : canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 2570
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

#18807759
167 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

#18788734
155 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
191 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
303 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

#18022095
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On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
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On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
43 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
137 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I was so starved of human contact that I almost took up a transsexual hooker's offer of a "good time." Nothing wrong with that really, but they looked like a haunted tree dressed as Liza Minnelli. FML

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29 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by Username (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

#17172362
162 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by KidCudi227 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)



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