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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I saved up enough money to get my phone fixed because the screen had broke. Excited leaving… Today, my grandma got back from a trip to Trinidad and brought the whole family gifts. My gift was… Today, while in a CROWDED restaurant, my mother asked my grandfather what he was going in to order.…