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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, my college class was talking about Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the edge of space down to earth. A boy suddenly put his head up and said in a serious tone, "I thought he jumped from the moon?" Several girls concurred. This is my generation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26997) - you deserved it (2149)

On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60684) - you deserved it (11318)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada



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