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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 September 1988 (26 years)
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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55159) - you deserved it (5215)

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