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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jess1987 : I'm Jessica, but go by Jess. I am married to an amazing man that lets me stay home with our adorable son. I LOVE Oklahoma!!!

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