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About haylburg : 🔒19/6/15🔒
About haylburg : 🔒19/6/15🔒
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by easily amused / 10/12/2013 at 1:40am / United States / Kids
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
by jnisla / 10/11/2013 at 6:44pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
by (-__- ) ( ^.^) / 10/11/2013 at 5:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Utah) / Work
by DisgustinglyFrustrated / 10/10/2013 at 11:40am / Argentina (Santa Fe) / Intimacy
by failure / 10/10/2013 at 10:11am / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Animals
by happyturtle / 10/10/2013 at 7:27am / Croatia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/10/2013 at 1:25am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML
by thisguy / 10/08/2013 at 5:55am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 3:09am / China (Shanghai) / Money
by BOHICA123 / 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Agax / 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Cereal_mistress / 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by loserllamalick / 10/07/2013 at 10:32am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous