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  • Town/Country : phoenix
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 November 1976 (37 years)
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  • Number of comments : 20
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Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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