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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1981 (33 years)
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Today, my girlfriend of three weeks found the engagement ring I tried to give to my ex. She started crying and said yes. FML

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50201) - you deserved it (7261)

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