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ezrajab

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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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ezrajab's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks found the engagement ring I tried to give to my ex. She started crying and said yes. FML

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50232) - you deserved it (7264)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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