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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 October 1994 (21 years)
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About cowsaysmooo : My name is Rachael, I'm 18, and I am a bit of an FML addict. That's pretty much it.

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Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML


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