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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 823
  • Number of comments : 355
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About alfred07 : I like meeting new people.

My hobbies are reading (both books and comic books), watching films (a range but my favourite types are probably pyschological and superhero movies) and video games. I listen to some music but I don't really follow any bands.

I like to be easygoing and I think that being silly is highly underrated.

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