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TurquoiseJesus

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TurquoiseJesus

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TurquoiseJesus : JESUS CHRIST! DID YOU SEE THAT SWARM OF BANANAS THAT TRIED TO ASSASSINATE ME??? THE WAR HAS STARTED!

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Visits<b>PopularPoptart</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 6:16pm<b>cheesebond</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 7:38am<b>roman11</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:51pm<b>paperwar</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:54am<b>earlpam</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 12:12pm<b>LevyLove</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 1:07am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:13pm<b>eureka03</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:48am<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 2:49am<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 6:10am<b>CloudKumo</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 4:49am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 12:09am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:50am<b>ThatWeirdGurl</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 11:16am<b>happysmile987</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 4:26pm<b>ItsKennyBaby</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 8:20pm<b>Tamara93</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 6:53pm<b>cwrocker</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 4:04pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 8:13pm

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