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MissCharlotte

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3840
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MissCharlotte : Hi there, my name is Charlotte, I'm 21, I live in New York, and I have a shoe-shopping addiction. My sister likes to hack my account so if I say something stupid, its probably her. Feel free to message me... I will message you back! That is all. Byee!!

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MissCharlotte's favorite FMLs

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24095) - you deserved it (47006)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (5859)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23306) - you deserved it (4461)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

#17612876
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (2205)

On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

#17511750
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30041) - you deserved it (4175)

On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28001) - you deserved it (3356)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

#17468026
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29973) - you deserved it (2705)

On 08/14/2011 at 6:34am - misc - by Motherly Love - United States (Virginia)

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

#17154480
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29897) - you deserved it (2405)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

#17004757
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37670) - you deserved it (3294)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30813) - you deserved it (3984)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML

#16822119
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28695) - you deserved it (6895)

On 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by CallMeJesusFreak (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33268) - you deserved it (2543)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38551) - you deserved it (3575)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12339) - you deserved it (228079)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

#15866810
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30285) - you deserved it (6117)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:57pm - misc - by GshDrnt (woman) - United States (California)



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