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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3439
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MissCharlotte : Hi there, my name is Charlotte, I'm 21, I live in New York, and I have a shoe-shopping addiction. My sister likes to hack my account so if I say something stupid, its probably her. Feel free to message me... I will message you back! That is all. Byee!!

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MissCharlotte's favorite FMLs

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74047) - you deserved it (760604)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17876) - you deserved it (57226)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (242102) - you deserved it (82322)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (2668)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5846) - you deserved it (44859)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12792) - you deserved it (30895)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version



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