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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I was working my job as a cashier and a big, sweaty, bald man came through my till. When the… Today, I was watching horror stories alone in my room. It got to the climax of the story and my cat… Today, while in a CROWDED restaurant, my mother asked my grandfather what he was going in to order.…