About Malfunktyn24 : It's better to be a first rate version of yourself then a second rate version of somebody else.
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- Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Wal-Mart so… Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my… Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying"…
- Today I was let go because the financial planning company who hired 6 new staff members in the last… Today, my dad brought home yet another different brand of dog food. Today was also the day I spent… Today, my six year old son was yelling to me from outside the house. Frustrated because I could not…