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  • Number of visits : 1478
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MURIKKA : 1. I'm new to FML.
2. I only use the IPhone app, so I won't respond to messages.
3. I am a bit of a grammar Nazi.
4. I like a lot of commenters.
5. Every time I get thumbed down, I die a little inside.
6. Respect ma authoritah.

MURIKKA's page activity

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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