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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4894
  • Number of comments : 365
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Grauncho : Give me all the fucks. Do you have kik? Shoot me a message. Kik: grauncho

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Today, I went out to Applebees with a girl I like and a group of friends. Someone asked if the girl and I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying for the last ten or so dates we went on. FML

Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resume, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8947) - you deserved it (89356)

On 03/18/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by nohablaespanol - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41425) - you deserved it (8791) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good... you left a nipple..." and slowly licked it off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3479)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to discover that the guy I hooked up with last night did indeed have a mullet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18613) - you deserved it (57833)

On 03/08/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by WeHitTurbulence (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brother called me, asking if I could help him do his taxes. Since he's a high school and college dropout, I thought all I had to do was a 1040EZ. No, last year he made more than twice what I earn, through self-employment. I have two Master's degrees and work at Burger King. FML


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On 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by tax-man - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML


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On 02/26/2013 at 11:43am - love - by fuckedover - United States

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38444) - you deserved it (3767)

On 02/22/2013 at 5:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML


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On 02/03/2013 at 6:04pm - love - by FUCK GOD (man) - Argentina (Salta)

Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in tears, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissues and a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minutes of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML


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On 02/03/2013 at 4:58am - misc - by wetqueefa (man) - United States (California)

Today, after 2 weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41848) - you deserved it (9548)

On 02/02/2013 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33674) - you deserved it (21321)

On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML


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On 02/02/2013 at 6:21am - misc - by footfetish - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML


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On 01/22/2013 at 8:35pm - misc - by I should have kept my mouth shut - United States (California)

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37331) - you deserved it (6544)

On 01/13/2013 at 11:49pm - animals - by Abendigo77 (woman) - United States (California)

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