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Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML
by T-Bear / 10/07/2015 at 11:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 9:45am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Work
Today, my mom and I went to catch our flight to Jamaica. She ended up being detained and questioned, because she packed hairspray, shampoo, drinks, basically half the shit you're not allowed to have in your luggage. We missed our flight. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 6:58am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by aishyaslife89 / 10/06/2015 at 6:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by FacePalmPower / 10/03/2015 at 6:59pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/03/2015 at 4:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by coward / 10/03/2015 at 6:13am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2015 at 3:00am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by wormiformed / 10/03/2015 at 12:14am / New Zealand / Work
Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jay-walked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML
by scarredforlife / 10/02/2015 at 9:13pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
by FML / 10/02/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by sad-boing / 10/02/2015 at 5:01pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
by soulaar / 10/02/2015 at 10:22am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 8:25am / United Kingdom / Work
Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 6:22am / Australia / Love