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Today, I Received A 4 Page Text Message From Mah Mom Explaininghat She Was Going To Do To Me Tonight In Full Detail. I Am One Name Below Her Boyfriend On Her Contact List. Fat FML

#6094317
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28768) - you deserved it (2242)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by Nomoretexting (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Received A 4 Page Text Message From Mah Mom Explaininghat She Was Going To Do To Me Tonight In Full Detail. I Am One Name Below Her Boyfriend On Her Contact List. Fat FML

#6094317
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28768) - you deserved it (2242)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by Nomoretexting (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Received A 4 Page Text Message From Mah Mom Explaininghat She Was Going To Do To Me Tonight In Full Detail. I Am One Name Below Her Boyfriend On Her Contact List. Fat FML

#6094317
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28768) - you deserved it (2242)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by Nomoretexting (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me 4 the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. mega FML

#6089895
62 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, at my scool's Midnigt Madness, I was selectd to sow my scool spirit in a contest!! Being drunk, I decidd to ump te scool mascot in front of 300 people!! FML

#6065931
96 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (8867)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I took my first Viagra . It worked great, but ( Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel ) would not return to ( hiding ) . After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, an went to my doctor for a shot an sedative . My wife, the doctor, an the nurse could not stifle there laughter . FML

#5938772
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17019) - you deserved it (5872)

On 10/22/2009 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ItsFunnyNow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a work meeting cuz our clientele is unhappy with our service. I was in there cuz I don't correct our customershen they get my name wrong. My name is Blane, but ( Blair ), ( Blake ), ( Lane ), and ( Glenn ) got rave reviews. No one pickd up on this. I hate my job. FML

#5840446
43 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 8:33am - work - by Blanerd (man) - United States (New Jersey)

I lockd mah keys in mah car!! My spare keys are 45 minutes away in mah dorm room!! My dorm room keys are attachd to mah car keys lockd in mah car!! Security said they would let me in as long as I had mah school ID!! It's on mah keychain!! real FML

#5815091
95 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key . The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them . I drove to the postbox and posted the key . I then discovered that the motel key won't start looool mah car .

#5425393
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15819) - you deserved it (37883)

On 09/23/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by fmlxxxx (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20944) - you deserved it (97118)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I lerend that you looool can pierce your balls . However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out . FML

#5096341
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49002) - you deserved it (6551)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I was at a party whan I got covarad in tha liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big daal I want to rub it off... but it stuck to mah clothas. Tha cops cama so avaryona ran an hid in tha bushas bacausa wa wara all drunk. Tha cops arrastad fiftaan paopla bacausa I glowad. FML

#5063911
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14657) - you deserved it (41837)

On 09/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Idiots (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY.. . I WAS IN AN UNFAMILIAR BUILDING ON CAMPU AN I NEEDED TO USE THE BATHROOM BEFORE CLASS STARTED . I WALKED IN AN SAW A MAN AT THE SINK . I SAID ( OH MY GOD I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE WOMEN'S WASHROOM . ) IT WAS . THE VERY BUTCH LOOKING WOMAN GAVE ME A LOOK OF DEATH . FML

#4957088
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39364) - you deserved it (9434)

On 08/31/2009 at 5:18pm - misc - by Cherie (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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