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Devindelon

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DevindelonDevindelon
  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 819
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Devindelon : The Dillinger Escape Plan
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Know any of those bands?

I like video games and music. I hate my school and most of the people in it. I'm a juice guy, not a soda guy. And I don't know what else to write.

Msg me if you want, or use my kik which is Devin_crow because the messaging system on this app sucks

Devindelon's page activity

Visits<b>emcat730</b> - 6 hours ago<b>amybrookehardin</b> - 22 hours ago<b>leeleeamber</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Toutejulie</b> - yesterday at 4:13am<b>music8484</b> - yesterday at 10:27pm<b>OmgitsJay</b> - yesterday at 2:31pm<b>LilyCaul</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 12:43pm<b>rllyfrickenbored</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 9:53am<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 4:20am<b>Sarahch</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:51pm<b>rainbowsandshit1</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 3:00am<b>OhSnapItsSkyla</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:09am<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:50am<b>Aquamarine9</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:37pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:42pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:34am<b>MissJennyale</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:28pm<b>jquaw</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:10pm

Fucked!<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:20am<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:53pm<b>alycat981</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:49am<b>MissEmma</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 12:20pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:26am<b>marianajade</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:53am<b>misshorndog</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 3:27pm<b>DropDead8499</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:42pm<b>hellpop</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 2:27pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:49pm<b>thatsavagecat</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 5:40am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:51pm<b>C7</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:50am<b>vampy719</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 6:22pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:47am<b>royr7395</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:35pm<b>frostownz33</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:58am<b>kitcat517</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:38pm

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