About DeeTrain420 : "Fool you dat cheese without them corners! you ain't ever gonna be a slice!"
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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- Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had… Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…