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The Top
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Broom time
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Alarm
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Let it all out
By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs
Be careful what you wish for…
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We're bad at this
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By WolfAvenge - 30/09/2015 06:49 - United States - Phoenix
WolfAvenge tells us more.
I did tell them before they ate it, I was handing over the plate to him as I told him what was in it. I would never give someone food without them knowing what was in it in case they were allergic; he just over reacted. I've never done drugs or was an issue child in the past so I'm not sure why he thought I put something else in them! Needless to say they loved the brownies once I convinced them it was just cinnamon.
By Anon - 29/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Grand Junction
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Nice
By happypineapple - 17/07/2014 03:31 - Australia - Scarborough
By wandering_soul - 23/09/2015 18:44 - United States
wandering_soul tells us more.
OP here! Seeing how the background check was clear, I guess the year and a half she spent locked up in an asylum was sealed. She's genuinely psychotic, and it's not some bad breakup kind of hate. As for the job, she was denied based on the results of her MMPI(a psych evaluation test), which were not disclosed. When I applied, I hated that thing, but now I'm kinda glad we have to take it.
You're not my real mom
By violatedbuttcrack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln
May the force live long and prosper
By stardad - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States
By SadRetailWorker - 07/10/2016 20:08 - United States
SadRetailWorker tells us more.
I almost wish this is what it was, my job description is basically to ring up a customer selections and try to sell them our membership maybe helping people when they are close to the registers. All that gets done while still getting great customer reviews. I'm currently doing all that plus doing 75% of the work the unfilled position of head cashier is supposed to do.
Don't go
By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton
By JDCH_99 - 27/08/2015 15:36 - Canada - Toronto
JDCH_99 tells us more.
OP here -- we told her. We didn't have a choice. She was devastated and will be for some time. She's spent considerable time at farms, so she gets the whole cycle-of-life thing but it's different when there is an emotional connection. There won't be any dogs in the near future. Maybe in the spring we can talk about adopting a rescue dog.
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By the way, I'm 27.