By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55
The Top
By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 14:00
Guess I'm coming out in a Ford Focus
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - West End
By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom
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By caca maker - 13/01/2013 09:22 - Canada
A liar AND a cheapskate
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fort Myers
By btoker - 15/10/2015 16:16 - United States - New York
btoker tells us more.
Congrats!
By Bobby - 29/05/2017 22:00
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By OPhere - 15/04/2013 07:37 - United States - Hayward
OPhere tells us more.
OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.
By simpleasjam - 19/09/2016 14:27 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park
Don't stop me now
By Hobbsie - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By hannax - 16/08/2016 17:26 - United Kingdom - Southampton
By InsanityShard - 26/07/2016 03:26 - Australia - Brisbane
InsanityShard tells us more.
OP here, I had only had the two budgies for a month, I bought them with their wings clipped but I didn't think he could fly with two inches missing from his wings, especially since he and the other budgie hadn't been doing so well. They couldn't get any lift on any of their attempts, and could only fly about 5 feet or so, so I was fine letting them sit at my window. That;s all they had been doing in the past 2 weeks I'd been letting them out. I was just sitting here, and suddenly I hear my mum screaming- they had somehow flown over the gate and into the living room. Another thing to note is that they had made a lot of noise every other time they flew, but this time I didn't hear them fly at all... I was letting their wings grow out so exactly this couldn't happen. They hadn't been able to fly far enough to get over the gate before, having nothing to jump off and being unable to gain lift. I wanted them to be able to fly away from my mums dog if they got out. Sadly, they tried to fly out the glass door after going out my door and the one the dog got was the same colour as his fluffy toys... I do understand this is at least partially my fault, if not all my fault, I was right here and didn't hear them fly, let alone get over the gate that stops the dog coming in here. I was too focused on what I was doing on my computer at the time.
By Noname - 14/03/2009 15:16 - United States
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Proud
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By wowbuddy - 05/07/2016 05:51 - United States - Phoenix
wowbuddy tells us more.
Hey guys, this is OP So I'm thinking the reason that the cockroach managed to get in there in the first place is that my friends and I were all at a park with this really sketchy bathroom. Me and one of my friends had gone in there to go to the bathroom and it most likely crawled into my skirt when my skirt was around my ankles... The reason I never felt it in my skirt until a few hours later is because while it was in there, it didn't move at all until I grabbed it. Cue shaking out my shirt and screaming like a madman while fireworks are going off, I watched it fall and crawl away. As some of you said, it couldn't have been that big, that's why at first I thought it was a horned beetle, as bugs here in Arizona do actually get super big. The reason I said cockroach is one of my friends pointed out that it had nothing on it except the shell and legs, as it was dark outside. All in all, I am definitely scarred for life and refuse to leave my house ever again *sarcasm*
By ShanghaiSamuel - 30/01/2018 15:00 - China - Shanghai
Anti-Dad
By Mr. Unlucky - 28/05/2018 01:30 - United States - Woodbridge
By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30
He doesn't even go here!
By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30
Creeper alert!
By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine
Unfair
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Mr. King - 16/03/2016 08:28 - United Kingdom - London
By riya - 29/09/2018 05:00
Wardrobe change please
By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02
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Hi guys, OP here. He is my ex now, because I decided that his aggressive undertones means I might be in for a repeat. He is pretty aggressive in general, and this is one of a few examples so its probably best to move on before its too late. I'm 22 years old and was abused at 16, so he doesn't understand how I couldn't be over it by now. I'm currently looking for other places to live because we live together. Thank you all for the positive support, I am going to try to get myself into a better situation as fast as I can.