By ishred1111 - 06/11/2015 07:39 - Canada - Vancouver
The Top
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By Broken - 03/11/2015 18:13 - United States - Billerica
Dude, WTF?
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Chance encounter
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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom
High hopes
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By fedmisery - 07/11/2016 05:13 - United States - Alexandria
fedmisery tells us more.
OP here. Yes, he was assuming I wanted him to move out of our shared apartment. In good news, we worked it out. It's been a rough few months and we've been under a lot of work stress, and it hasn't helped our relationship. But - still in it for the long haul! And you don't need to hate on the staff, they're just trying their best. We all are, right?
Back to square one
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By OPhere - 15/04/2013 07:37 - United States - Hayward
OPhere tells us more.
OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.
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Follow the script
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Confession time
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Creepy
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Maternal monitoring
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Magic moment
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Freakout part 47674
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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry
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Thanks for all the funny comments! They made me feel better when I'm not actually feeling that great, considering what my boyfriend turned out to be like.... Speaking of which, I totally agree with most of you. Yes, I hung up on him and no, I did not bail him out. I think his sister did in the end. His fate and what he actually did to get arrested are unknown to me, honestly I just knew we were done the second he finished the song and then said 'so, babe, can you bail me out?' Never thought he could be like this. Very disappointed in him. But still thoroughly impressed at his singing (he recited it perfectly). :) thanks guys!!