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By Ido - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Satellite Beach
Thanks for the unsolicited advice!
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Great first impression
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Shy_Shiloh tells us more.
Booze 'em young
By ChiefKoala - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Harriman
ChiefKoala tells us more.
So actually, this is my FML, but i didn't know if it would let me do a follow up since I have a different user name. So now to tell the whole story. My brother was very young and my family isn't big on alcohol; the most they drink is during the holidays when they're with family. Anyway, The church basically exiled us because they thought we were all raging alcoholics. I just heard mom telling the story and thought i would post it. it goes to show that kids really will say the darnest things haha. He's 13 now and I'm 21, so now he knows what beer actually is, and definitely doesn't say that's his favorite drink.
By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 00:00
By _7_8_9__1 - 12/01/2016 03:25 - United States
_7_8_9__1 tells us more.
OP here! I love coloring, but the designs in my favorite book are so complex, it's difficult to find a number of compatible colors. I was trying to use mostly bright colors and ran out of selections. I am already medicated and in therapy for my anxiety along with other things. @18 thank you for the advice! I might do that one day and I'll let you know how it goes!
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Trash
By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 16:00
By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 22:00
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In an attempt to stop the 'break up with him' or 'he's an asshole' comments that seem to get posted on every FML involving boyfriends/girlfriends: This was an accident. It was a rather unfortunate one, but an accident nonetheless. It's not like he purposely put me in a dangerous situation like other pranks I've read on here. He was getting me back for a prank I pulled on him a couple of weeks ago. He feels awful about it, but it's not his fault that I lost my balance and fell.