Today, whilst in church, my brother's Sunday school teacher asked him what he loved to drink, to which he replied, "Beer." We have no idea why he said that, and the church is still talking to my parents. FML
ChiefKoala tells us more.
So actually, this is my FML, but i didn't know if it would let me do a follow up since I have a different user name. So now to tell the whole story. My brother was very young and my family isn't big on alcohol; the most they drink is during the holidays when they're with family. Anyway, The church basically exiled us because they thought we were all raging alcoholics. I just heard mom telling the story and thought i would post it. it goes to show that kids really will say the darnest things haha. He's 13 now and I'm 21, so now he knows what beer actually is, and definitely doesn't say that's his favorite drink.
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Wow what a nice Church. How very Christian to kick out people based on some silly thing a kid said. Clearly your family is better off without them.
NotPatSajak 11
Im guessing hes younger than 10?
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Comments (32)
NotPatSajak 11
Im guessing hes younger than 10?
LilMissCanadian 22
It just sounds like a little kid either trying to be funny or letting his imagination run loose.
Daniven36 12
Young alcoholic in the making
bunnyfish 27
My dad would of been so proud of him.
Marcelb 17
*would have
disasterlydeed 26
Did he happen to get his hands on some beer in the house when no one was looking?
ChiefKoala 30
I honestly don't know why he said that. We aren't big on beer or any other alcohol. I have some now because i just turned 21, so I'm trying out different beers. Not all at once though.
False_Stupidity 41
Ginger beer perhaps?
halcyon93 16
This sounds like more of an FML for your parents than you.
extremereviews 26
Hey I voted on this FML in the moderation process
Alup132 22
That's funny.
emeraldisle 30
Perhaps he meant root beer?
iMuffinKat 16
...hope they don't blame you.
lexiieeex3 32
OP made no indication she was being blamed for this
lexiieeex3 32
The phrase "I need a beer" is frequented on tv so that could be the root cause for sure
mds9986 24
Root beer, I get it
AfricanGrammar 10
No! Bad girl! No dinner for you tonight.
NomeDMF 17
Like you're the one feeding her.