By reasonablysingle - 11/06/2016 03:27 - Australia - Greystanes
The Top
By Anonymous - 23/08/2018 14:00 - Australia - The Gap
Olive branch
By Coco - 19/04/2016 20:58 - Denmark - ?lborg
By kotolokacja - 24/08/2018 06:00 - Poland - Plock
Close quarters
By aunty_social - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 01:30
By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg
By CollegeKid - 22/01/2017 22:00
Breaking news
By I Know How to Pick'em - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Beaverton
The grass is never greener
By Toolate - 21/12/2016 12:26
By 'Earmeout! - 28/04/2017 12:04
Pixiewolfe tells us more.
Awkward
By Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford
By wormsmeat - 17/09/2015 21:08 - Canada - Kingston
Tiger-ed out
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Truckee
What a jerk!
By traumatized house keeper - 08/09/2017 13:00 - Germany - Munster
By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30
By crazy_bananas - 22/08/2016 15:53 - United States
crazy_bananas tells us more.
Hi OP here! I'm going to explain a few things since 300 characters isn't enough to get the whole story down. I really appreciate all the nice comments, and I loved how many of you wanted it to be high school or early college students! But first to all the people who say I deserve it and I should have expected this because I'm going into a teaching profession, **** off. I'm talking to you #30, 36, 39, 40, and 42 and anyone else who comments on this at a later time. Just because I'm going to be a teacher doesn't mean I deserve it. I also never said I didn't expect it, I knew what I was getting into when I decided I wanted to be a teacher and learn in a a younger age group setting. Okay! Now to other things! To answer the most comment question, no these aren't high school kids, these were 5 and 6 year olds. This was a kindergarten level class and it was the first day of the year, so I knew that there were going to be tears and some icky things were going to happen. I fortunately brought an extra pair of pants with me I changed into them so I wouldn't have boogers on me all day. The kid who peed their pants was sent to the nurses office so their mommy could come bring them new pants and underwear. And the kid who was crying for his mommy cried so hard that he threw up a little bit so he got to be nurse buddies with the kid who peed their pants. His mom brought him back to class and luckily he had calmed down enough and didn't cry when she left again. He was just going through a little separation anxiety but once he saw that the day was going to end at 12, and he would get to play games and be told stories he was super chill and ended up loving being in class. The worst thing about this whole situation was that the teacher was outside with all the parents when it all went down, so I had to deal with the debacle by myself. Admittedly though, this was a great learning experience that I'll be sure to learn from when I have to run a classroom by myself. However, I will not be teaching little kids at this young an age, I'm aiming for 7 and 8 year olds or high school student. Hopefully, with high school kids I won't run into a similar situation!
By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose
By Mcwifi - 21/04/2016 17:58 - United States - Elmhurst
By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles
By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha
By emeraldapostle - 27/10/2018 19:21
emeraldapostle tells us more.
Hey everyone, OP here. Just letting you kmow that I have since left the job and now OSHA and various health departments are having a hayday with the restaraunt. Thank you everyone for showing concern!
Dirty talk
By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver
Sex ed failed a generation
By Anonymous - 16/06/2019 00:01
By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn
Oh, so NOW you're listening
By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 05:28 - United States - Lewes
By SeeingGreen - 08/05/2017 02:00 - Australia - Melbourne
Night terrors
By Anonymous - 25/09/2015 20:14 - Germany
Warrior
By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 13:00 - United States - Grand Junction
By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00
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Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.