Creepypasta
By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 02:51 - United States - Omaha
By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 02:51 - United States - Omaha
By Brain_fart - 18/09/2017 05:00 - United States - Salt Lake City
By flymetothemoon - 27/09/2017 20:00
By KiraK_320 - 19/08/2016 01:15 - United States - Baton Rouge
By Anonymous - 17/08/2016 15:18 - Australia - Adelaide
By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata
By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 15:43 - United States - Pembroke
By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque
By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00
By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24
By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00
By tenniemo - 11/06/2018 17:39 - United States - Green Valley
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Mcwifi - 21/04/2016 17:58 - United States - Elmhurst
By Poopsie - 13/08/2018 06:00
By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles
By Sith Dad - 05/09/2018 15:00
By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 01:30
By fucktelstra - 17/03/2016 11:42 - Australia - Adelaide
By NurseGabby - 24/02/2016 19:26 - United States - Gadsden
Well the truth is I work in hospice. I was sent to an admission without the information I needed so I could give a family 5 star treatment because they are a friend of someone in the facility I went to. In the end I told my boss maybe she should stand in the corner for not properly informing me, and I treat everyone with the same compassion and dignity no matter who they are or know!
By CollegeKid - 22/01/2017 22:00
By Talis - 12/01/2016 13:24 - United States - Eureka
By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:28 - United States - San Francisco
By 'Earmeout! - 28/04/2017 12:04
Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.
By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford
By Kelly - 29/11/2016 18:57
By oops - 27/09/2015 02:24 - Australia - Cheltenham
By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48
By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00
By traumatized house keeper - 08/09/2017 13:00 - Germany - Munster
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Hi everyone, OP here (well my nickname's gonna show so I'm not sure I needed to say it, but whatever)! Thanks for all the wishes and hugs. <3 First, I saw a few people ask about the cat; she's perfectly fine! And it wasn't actually my cat, it was my mom's boyfriend's... My cat and I live in Baton Rouge in an apartment with my dad, and I had just moved in there in April, so the majority of my things were here but... I had left my memorabilia box (the cards from my grandfather, a lot of childhood books and stuffed animals, the awards, etc.) at my mom and her boyfriend's house in Denham Springs (which, to any of you fellow Louisianians, you know the entire town was flooded), and I had forgotten some of my art supplies and old sketchbooks there alongside my Xbox and Wii unfortunately.Anyway, I actually have some good news: I had submitted this before I was able to go back to the house to salvage things and so when I did manage to go through the flooded stuff (after the water receded, of course), I was able to save a lot of it! Funnily enough, my Wii had been in a plastic tub that also floated, so that was safe. I got to wring out my stuffed animals, and wash them at a laundromat, and I also managed to carefully separate the flooded cards and lay them out in the sun to dry... very happy about that! Again, thanks guys :^) and to any of you that went through the flood as well, I hope you're doing ok and that your families were safe.