By Don’t know what to think - 16/06/2018 01:30
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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 17:00
Bye, loser
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Emergency
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Confused
By anonymous - 12/12/2015 20:58 - United States - San Francisco
Bad timing
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By stillnotdivorced - 27/08/2016 01:46 - United States - Boxborough
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OP here. First of all, I want to thank everyone for their support. I get a lot of face-to-face support, and I'm not sure why the support of a bunch of strangers on the Internet is so meaningful, but it is. So thanks! Second, I want to provide a bit more detail. Not much more, as I don't want to say anything that will be too identifying or potentially useful for her if we ever go to trial: Thanks to the fairness of the system here and some actions she took initially, we have had 50/50 shared parenting time with the kids since almost the beginning. So I've been able to spend a lot of time with my kids, and when they forget they are supposed to hate me, it's been great! Then they remember, and things get very, very hard. And regardless of the challenges of having her here in the complex, this move of hers *will* make things easier on the kids - they'll be able to walk from household to household on transition days instead of getting driven. Much less disruptive. So yes, there is a silver lining. I like all of the suggestions of tracking or even recording all of our interactions. I'll have to check into the legality of actually recording, but writing down what happens and is said as soon afterward as possible is a great idea, and I'm going to add it to my toolkit. I also like the idea of having witnesses around. I don't think a restraining order is a possibility without a specific action on her part. But rest assured - if she does something that warrants it (see what I did there?), I will seek one. Thanks again, everyone!
Classic
By rejected - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Happy birthday!
By secretsant4 - 09/10/2017 11:36 - United States - Philadelphia
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OP here. Thanks everyone for absolutely 0 zero sympathetic comments. Yes it was a legitimate reaction. The dose I was prescribed was way too high for my weight and I had just come back from a 7 hour time change so I took my pill about 22 hours apart instead of 24 which meant there was extra in my system, giving me the bad side effects like nausea and dry heaving. Not sure how I was supposed to know that was gonna happen and not go out. And to everyone telling me to go to the doctor what exactly would the doctor have done to stop me dry heaving?? For anyone who cares I went back to the doctor and they prescribed me a much lower dose (the lowest they make) and now I don’t have any side effects.
By suspended - 31/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Grand Blanc
By snow - 17/11/2017 01:30
Smile!
By Anonymous - 21/11/2017 15:00
The unexpected
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Side dick
By Joanna - 27/12/2018 18:00
Heavy Drilling
By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 04:34 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
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In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no ******* idea
Another Tinder Swindler
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By Unlucky gal - 12/06/2017 04:00
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OP here! Thanks for all the comments and concerns. To make this shorter I've already answered specific questions directly. She was a really nice lady and thought my hand tattoos (flowers,) were nice and just wanted to see the rest of the hidden one she noticed. After she realized just how far up my leg it went, and how high my skirt had been pulled she did back away. I could be mad at her but really I just see it as a funny story to tell, no harm was meant and she meant it as a compliment in her own way. She did tip me, and it helped my business at least since other customers felt bad for me and over tipped me. ;) Keep the jokes coming, I think they're all great!