TheNewGuy03
Seoul, Korea, Republic of
Today, while playing with a group of kids at the school where I work, I heard an immense rip. I looked down and recoiled in shock as I noticed a gaping maw in my pants stretching from my ass to my left kneecap. I had to finish the rest of the day and walk home like that. FML
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OysterPearls 33
Spongebob, is that you?
dolphinlvr7 24
Did u do it to the other leg? You could start a trend :)
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hoosierholla 17
What's a maw? (Sorry)
Welshite 39
It's the misspelt word for a hillbilly's Mother. For example: "Ma, Billy-Jean done took the shotgun again!" Oh, and it's also a great gaping cavernous mouth. Definitely wouldn't want that anywhere near my private area, that's for sure.
deathshead 19
im all for learning words and terms you dont know, but please this is the internet just look it up, because I personally (refering to a different comment on a different fml) dont want to explain what a STD is again.
hoosierholla 17
The Internet was no help
mrwawa 8
To actually answer your question, in this context it just means a really big hole. Cheers!
Ninjerman 7
Basically a mouth
derangedplanet 23
anyone who needs explained what an std is clearly needs it via the fact they're idiots and don't yet know. and to be fair, googling stds can be a scarry practice. there are some things you just don't Google because the result is just so horrifying....like a certain color of waffle. don't Google that shit
ninjahesten 18
blues waffel being one of them. . ( image google )
FitFriday 32
42 You are an evil man if you want people to look that up
dolphinlvr7 24
Did u do it to the other leg? You could start a trend :)
TheNewGuy03 28
I will work on it. It is on my bucket list.
VitalDistance 14
Don't worry it's in fashion.
OysterPearls 33
Spongebob, is that you?
mds9986 24
I remember when that episode first aired. It really doesn't even feel like that long.
I_Like_Dogs 28
And now the kids won't give OP a passing glance. Just because he ripped his pants.
TheNewGuy03 28
Yes.
wyldechyld 4
On the bright side, at least you didn't get in trouble for being exposed with children around!
dezman2000 21
You should be thankful dress code doesn't apply to staff
TheNewGuy03 28
Dress codes ESPECIALLY apply to staff in workplaces.
tigerzroze 16
Hey, it happens, as long as you weren't wearing super bright cartoon boxers or briefs, or heaven forbid, going cammando, just laugh it off, no one will remember but you. :-D
TheNewGuy03 28
I wish I wore my sky blue Wii boxers for that momentous occasion, then. I am filled with regret.
MandieL 27
Better than tighty whities.
tigerzroze 16
and still better then going cammando
onlychildFTW 33
What's wrong with briefs? I wear those...
vikky538 28
You gave good laugh to kids though right?
kaylabunny1999 22
Was there no fashion class at this school???
jenjen53 7
One thing you'll learn as you get older is to keep an extra outfit in your car.
derangedplanet 23
He walked home
oceanbrickfire 21
At least you didn't get reprimanded for exposure, or something along those lines
donuts678 25
Your just a fool who went and...split his pants