TheNewGuy03
Seoul, Korea, Republic of
Today, while playing with a group of kids at the school where I work, I heard an immense rip. I looked down and recoiled in shock as I noticed a gaping maw in my pants stretching from my ass to my left kneecap. I had to finish the rest of the day and walk home like that. FML
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OysterPearls 33
Spongebob, is that you?
dolphinlvr7 24
Did u do it to the other leg? You could start a trend :)
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Comments (52)
jacjax 10
just own it, pretend it's fashion
rvontr88 21
....Damn you skinny jeans....
KingOfPandas 13
I guess your day was "ripped" apart I'm sorry
FitFriday 32
You should be
TopHattedTeaMan 9
wow, why are people downvoting this, i thought it was punny
writerchic85 25
You mean work wouldn't allow you to clock out and go change?
fohfuu 9
Working with kids means you need a certain level of adults around. It may have been illegal to do.
lor2093 1
I'm so sorry sweetie. That happened to me too at a day care. It was my first day and I was wearing some inappropriate panties.
worldclassrager 39
If those were new that must have been a real rip off...
sweetbliss3 37
being around kids they didn't let you go home and change? that's weird.
lcuttie119 13
I didn't mean to down vote. But yes I agree!! I was thinking the same thing. That's inappropriate that he stayed at work ( where there is children ) with a rip in his pants
imabat 14
okay this can't be a coincidence, the same thing happened to me last year while leading a youth group.
EatUrGreens 20
You must have both been wearing the same brand pants... even the same model and colour :o What are the odds of someone else in the world having the EXACT same pants as you?! :o I mean they only make one of each right? That's why I can never find my size xD That's the only explanation to them ripping the same way in a similar situation. The pants must be conspiring against males working with children!
Elban 20
So he spent the day cracking everybody up?
TheNewGuy03 28
That is precisely what happened. One of the other teachers provided me with a jacket to tie around the yawning crevasse that was my trousers, and, of course, the kids asked why I was wearing a "skirt" and pulled it up anyway. Good times
PurpleLover20 11
keep a spare pair of pants in your classroom and your car as well