Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML
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Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, the self-checkout machine at the grocery store kept yelling, “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA” while I frantically tried to scan everything. An employee came over and said a bit too loudly, “Ma’am, you have to scan the condoms before bagging them.” Of course there were people around to giggle. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
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Pandasaur 0
Oops. People snickering when they see you naked is never a good sign. FYL.
Paigeth 0
No offense, but KPK's (Kodak Picture Kiosks, as they're called), are very simple to use. It even speaks to you and tells you what to do.
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Comments (65)
Pandasaur 0
Oops. People snickering when they see you naked is never a good sign. FYL.
IamSpartacus 0
First reply!
Zombierella 2
FREE ****
seanreddog 4
YDI FOR SELLING YOURSELF AT WALMART. Your "always low prices, always" for a reason, fat bìtch.
greendaygirl999 5
YDI for being a **** and taking nudies
NoahStaz 3
It was a dude...
twilightluver347 7
and that makes it any better?
Sae_Ghelk 6
atleast he doesen't like twilight.
KatherineAnne 7
I'd snicker if I saw a guy was taking nudes. Yukkk I don't want to see pictures of dicks lol
PoeticPixie 0
That's why you check these things beforehand. Be a little smarter next time
_anonymoose_ 0
YDI
Paigeth 0
No offense, but KPK's (Kodak Picture Kiosks, as they're called), are very simple to use. It even speaks to you and tells you what to do.
YourLifeIsntOver 0
I think you deserve to be put on the WHOF! (Walmart Hall of Fame). FYL for sure.
gummibehrs 4
Or Hall of Shame, depending on if they were snickering because of the nudes, or because of something about the nudes :o
gummibehrs 4
Either way it's funny :D
null_fml 11
You take enough naked pictures of yourself that you can actually lose track of / forget about them?
OneandOnlyOne 0
They were laughing, NOT snickering. You must be Really tiny!!
mattjakon 6
who said it was a guy ?
KailyKii 11
Well if you look at the post you can clearly see it.
Chowi_fml 0
Wacky Canadian!
iljajlm 4
I don't see why pepole randomly take nude pics of themselves. But YDI. Check your damn camera first.
shootingstar8D 0
Who cares you won't see them again