Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML
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Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
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Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
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Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML
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gracehi 31
"No, you stupid bitch, your waist crushed my hand. Watch where you're leaning."
RichardPencil 30
That's so sad you were accused of waist-touching. It's so limiting. Had you grabbed her pussy, you could be on the road to great wealth, power, fame and adoration.
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Comments (33)
Mightytall 35
"Oww ahh you're crushing my hand you inconsiderate ignorant!" Should be your first reaction
confused_wandere 26
Did you go to Eton or something?
9a_z1 11
That is crappy, for both of you. Lots of women are used to getting groped in public and lots stay quiet fearing that either the person touching them will react violently or that they will be ignored. Speaking out takes guts, in some women's minds making a fool of themselves by shouting is preferable to letting someone else get away with it. Obviously you can challenge someone without yelling at them though.
DanielleinDC 33
Did you yell at her that she was crushing your hand and you were just trying to move it?
TacoTheDank 27
"HughMungus wot? Are you sexually harassing me!?"
TacoTheDank 27
This reminded me of the Hugh Mungus video.
TacoTheDank 27
Sorry, OP. I really would not want that to happen to anyone, especially with the other people around reacting negatively to a false claim.
Tay33733 12
punch her in the tit
NinjaSeth 7
Welcome to 2016
PulsarRiley0122 17
This is why people equal shit sometimes
Gramar 2
And I would bet she was overweight at best and more than likely obese being as she was crushing your hand. In which case don't take it personally, she is just overcompensating for a sad sad life