By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Time to do some good ol' fashion exercise... Put your hands up to the ceiling, bend your knees, and touch your toes. Do your daily exercises, you're gonna look like skin and bone. :)

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Monado 0

Were you too big to fit through the metal detector too?

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erockinthesuburb 17

You'd be surprised what you can hide underneath those rolls, fatty. Drugs, knives, guns, WMDs, etc.

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illmatic2 16

I know someone who had to give a really fat guy a spongebath and she found a sandwhich. He said he was "saving it for later".

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awesomechick618 0

ur s.n. is sperm O.O

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nabo4u 0

you didn't just wake up today and realize that you're a fat slob. so this isn't a fyl. ydi for not having any self control. buy a bike. that way you can get some exercise on your way to mcdonalds

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darkmis1 17

Unless the bike breaks under the massive weight of the OP. OP: I'm sick and tired of fat people complaining about being fat. It's no ones fault but your own! Stop complaining and do something! We're not going to feel sorry for you!

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damador 0

Go to the gym OP. Wear a sauna suit it helps burn the fat even faster :)

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v_garcia3 0

time to pull out the Richard Simmons work out tapes!!!

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noobacabra 0

dude more like FHL for having to go through your disgusting fat rolls!

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garlicjr08 0

I'm happy to hear they did a full search u should be greatful

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trippin10 0

Sucks for the security guard XD

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tradit03 0

either u r stating what he implied or he is very rude and I think u can sue for that.

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avoidthegirl 6

You can't sue someone just because they pointed out the obvious. Besides, do you REALLY think he wanted to search a fattie? Hell no.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

In that case, she should sue Burger King for selling her one too many Whoppers. I think someone actually tried to do something like that.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm totally suing the next time I have to: share my airplane seat with some douche who was too much in denial or too proud to buy one for each cheek; spend extra time in a security line for some douche to get his rolls searched; or dodge one of those cart things carrying fat people to their gates.

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xoKylie 0

I feel bad for the security guard, that's just gross.

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