By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Time to do some good ol' fashion exercise... Put your hands up to the ceiling, bend your knees, and touch your toes. Do your daily exercises, you're gonna look like skin and bone. :)

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Monado 0

Were you too big to fit through the metal detector too?

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bleaker95 0

today at the my job as a security guy i had so ask somone to lift there fat rolls so i could pat the down. that image is now stuck in my head fml

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lholic 0

I seriously doubt someone would say that at their job.

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dickbombay 0

did the plane take off with u on it): time to lose some weight fatty):

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

They could've used a politer term, like skin. They have to do their jobs and stuff like this is part of it. If they weren't nasty about it and they didn't say it loudly to humiliate OP, (s)he has no reason to complain. It's potentially dangerous* not to ask-- which is better, to have a plane full of people bombed or to ask someone who knows he's overweight to prove he has no weapons? *OK, probably not terribly dangerous, but really, are fingernail clippers actually huge threat either?

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JesseJaymz 0

time to put exlax in all your deserts. mmm mmmmmm mud-butt!!! good to hear our airport security guards are doin their jobs even if its naaasty.

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NyzAngelita137 0

lmao y would u post that on the web

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itabbie 0

So if your fat was searched....did you pay for 2 seats too?

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bitsmom 0

This is not true. I work at an airport, and unless there is an ACTUAL threat, pat downs are not that invasive, not even close. Also, a male security officer CANNOT pat down a female. EVER.

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Intoxicunt 5

Maybe they meant 'she'. It's a little detail. And MY pat down was invasive enough that, had I been a fatass, I would've needed to lift my rolls. Besides, she could have been coming from an airport in another country. Just because you work at one of the hundreds of airports that exist doesn't mean it can't happen. Personally, I found out quite quickly that French security is 100x tighter than that in America. I had to go through a lot more security checks in France, and I didn't get body-scanned, patted down, or have my carry on manually searched while in the US, yet I did in France.

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Sparkiee93 3

Wow, how embarrassing, FYL.

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jessxoxo28 5

lmao!!!!! as mean as it is, im sorry, but this is hilarious!!!! for less situations like that, exercise will help (unless its a health thing, 'cause then that just sucks)

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caitlyn_skater 0

here's a thought execrise!!!:o woah that's really hard if you feel bad about being fat than get over it and do something

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