By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 674
You deserved it 47 235

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ArtIsResistance7 1

Time to do some good ol' fashion exercise... Put your hands up to the ceiling, bend your knees, and touch your toes. Do your daily exercises, you're gonna look like skin and bone. :)

Were you too big to fit through the metal detector too?

Comments

Too many comments to bother reading them all. OP: YDI for being obese enough to have rolls than need lifting! How the **** does someone let themselves go that badly?!

mikeds07 0

bullshit, they would never say that

2igutierrez31 2

dang u must b 1 fat person but get on a diet plan work out nd u should loose weight if u put effort op

checkersonsocks 0

honestly, can u shut up? ur ugly ass face must not have gotten u very far anyways, and im almost positive this post came from my cousin, a girl from pennsylvania who was on an airplane yesterday and is overweight. being 102 pounds, i dont exactly had this problem myself, but i happen to know that the weight gain has everything and MORE to do with psycological issues. too bad they cant cure ugly, bitch.

JokeMeister 0

SUE. Make him lose his job for losing his manners.

i blame the parents for not disciplining their child on what to eat :/ op i bet you know now that people dont give sympathy if your overweight, and people who cant lose weight generallyy take care of themselves however id like to add if you dont lose weight after this encounter you have high chances of dying early :/ my advice do something about it

TL; DR. The full story: they didn't eat a healthy, well-balanced diet that consisted of fewer calories than they expended through physical activity.