Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Mask off
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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skippydoda 32
Oh honey, he knew. He just didn't want to tell you.
09051308288 17
He could have just become honest with you in the first place.
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Comments (32)
CBL88 25
I assume by "we" you mean "I" - considering he already knew.
Mungolikecandy 19
How did he find out he was gay at that particular time? Did he make you dress as a man?
Jos Ann 3
Honey...he knew. You were his insurance policy that his parents wouldn't find out.
DanielleinDC 33
Wasn't there a movie with this plot line? Although in that movie, he leaves her at the altar. There are lots of reasons not to wait--discovering that your intended is not attracted to you for whatever reason is a huge one. Hopefully you can get your marriage annulled, especially if you discovered he deceived you.
Geffort 10
Well that's a bummer
jensensbooty 6
You definitely don't need to have sex to determine whether someone is gay or not.... you can still abstain until marriage but know you are attracted to each other. Ever heard of sexual tension?
faifai_fml 21
Ok, so, wait, did you take off all of your clothes and he looked at you in confusion and said "where is your penis?"
Stefany Baillargeon 9
W.T.F?!!?!!
404wan 19
yeah... no. asexual, maybe. but gay? no. he could have found out he was not attracted to you, but then he actively choose to marry someone he felt no sexual feelings for. If he did "discover" that he's gay he discovered that a long time ago and choose you, because you're this gullible, to be his beard. congratulations, your relationship is a sham and that's exactly how he planned it.