Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
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Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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skippydoda 32
Oh honey, he knew. He just didn't want to tell you.
09051308288 17
He could have just become honest with you in the first place.
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09051308288 17
He could have just become honest with you in the first place.
ezrajab 22
I agree
Jessica Alderman 6
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mt21mt 15
This is also fake news.
exileonmainst 16
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This is why you send your children to catholic school! As an altar boy I learned quickly that my preferences were not the same as the priest’s..
exileonmainst 16
*learnt Obviously..
blahblabbity 19
always test drive before you buy!!
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
‘We’??? I might be crazy but my first thought was the conversation must’ve gone like “ wait a minute! You mean your downstairs isn’t the same as mine?!?! I thought everyone had the same thing and they just stuck it up the girls bum” “um no” “oh, well I like this thing Iv got not that thing you’ve got” “you mean you’re gay?” “No, being gay is a sin! I just like the same thing as I have” “ that’s what being gay is” “ oh yeah? Well then I am all for it”
mt21mt 15
I wonder what you did on your wedding night to find out that your husband is gay, and not asexual, or simply not attracted to your naked body... Actually, cancel that, I don't want to know.
Dave_Davington 33
He looked at her ******, then looked down at his own penis, compared the two and had a mind blowing epiphany.
exileonmainst 16
Oh god Dave, talk dirty to me!
Dave_Davington 33
The floor hasn't been vacuumed in a while.
exileonmainst 16
What about the bin? Tell me it hasn’t been emptied in a while!
Dave_Davington 33
That too. In fact, it's starting to attract fruit flies.
exileonmainst 16
And the dishes? Is there an unwashed plate on the counter? Maybe even some cutlery?
Rick Cooley 2
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skippydoda 32
Oh honey, he knew. He just didn't want to tell you.
Justkidding100 41
lots of religious men get traumatized and gaslight themselves into thinking when the correct and holy time comes (after marriage) everything will just work. FHL but this is LITERALLY why you should always **** first. sexual compatibility is one of the most necessary parts of a relationship
Lobby_Bee 17
It's a good time to take out your marriage certificate and read the return policy fine print on the back. I think there's a no questions asked 14 day return guarantee.