Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
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Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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skippydoda 32
Oh honey, he knew. He just didn't want to tell you.
09051308288 17
He could have just become honest with you in the first place.
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Comments (32)
ohsnapword 21
Well of course he's gay. Everyone is gay on their wedding nigh...OH, you mean THAT kind of gay?
leevi1993 12
Haha don’t break up with her??
ChakatBlackstar 29
This is why test driving you spouse-to-be is important. That and to make sure you're not revolted by each other's fetishes.
ahdrelle 1
I'm just gonna make ONE adjustment to this here: YOU found out he was gay. He's known.
PenguinPal3017 19
The fact that he was okay with waiting until your wedding night before having sex with you should have tipped you off.
JasonThorn 21
A lot of people abstain until marriage. The problem was her fiance didn't tell her something very important--in fact, hid it from her.
pjsr 32
This is just stupid and insulting. If you want to make an argument for or against sex before marriage, go for it. But don’t bring gay into it. For one thing, plenty of gays have heterosex before and during marriage, then come out later because they get tired of living a lie. Plus there’s a lot more to being gay than what gives you a boner.
WeirdUS 29
He might just not be sexually attracted to her. You can find someone cute and like their personality but don't not a fan of the body doesn't make them gay.
Mynxie 26
Please tell me what else gives gay men erections, outside of other men. I'm very interested in that.
onceuponatime456 16
Like straight men, erections show up whenever they feel like it!
Sparx1_1 16
Couldn't get it up and being gay are not the same thing.
icemand90 17
ooor...you seriously need to do some sprucing.
Stefany Baillargeon 9
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Singularity01 9
I hate to break it to you, but there is no "we" in this instance. He had to have known at some point that he was not sexually attracted to you, even if he was romantically.
onceuponatime456 16
Nonsense! You did NOT find out on your wedding night! Well, maybe YOU did but your husband knew all along! However, if it was just a case of him not being able to get it up then he may not be gay but just had a case of nerves, it does happen!