By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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mattorama 15

Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

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christophergris 0

redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Looking at these comments just makes me wonder how the hell can we survive as a species? "Lets blame the parent for giving this "little kid" a red bull, for not watching him like the misconception that parents are supposed to watch him 24/7, for raising him, AND LET'S SUE RED BULL FOR FALSE ADVERTISEMENTS, SUE SUE SUE!!! AND LETS HOPE THIS KID GETS TAKEN AWAY FOR THE IRRESPONSABILITY OF THE PARENT AND NOT BECAUSE OF THE KIDS CURIOSITY/STUPIDITY" Leave this planet, please! BTW nice illustration.

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mattorama 15

Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

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toasty386 5

It could have been worse. this kid in my class used to drink Bawls, which is illegal in our part of the state. His dad used to buy gallons of the stuff in another state and smuggle it in. He didn't jump off anything though.

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desiraehodge 0

Why was your 7 yr old drinking red bull?

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FweakofCydonia 40

If you read the post properly, it doesn't say the age of the kid. It also does not tell you how the kid obtained the red bull in the first place.

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bellm11 4

Isn't it a little odd that when ever someone thinks they can fly, they never try to take off from the ground first?

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