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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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heatherewf 0

Screw her, I say take the vacation yourself and show her how selfish you REALLY are. :)

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sashaingreyscale 0

Definitely echoing the sentiments of everyone who thinks your mom is a bitch. I'd say cancel the trip, and tell her that if she's going to act like a child, you're going to treat her like one. When I was a kid, I only got to go out or get treats if I behaved myself. Hell, I'm 20, and that rule still applies when my parents take me places. And just like parents need to discipline their children, children need to discipline their parents and let them know when they're acting like brats. When my parents are assholes I let them know. The world would be a better place if everyone kept everyone else in line.

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Allis0nB 0

To #35 - WTF? How does this mean that she has BPD? Being a bitch doesn't make someone a borderline. I have BPD, and I don't understand why you'd say that. To OP: That SUCKSSS! I agree with poster 160, ahah.

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Ricky_rubio121 0

i would've let her go on the plane and during the flight id cancel the cruise and hotel and use the money to make me happy. while doing that u wear the red dress.

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Sasori_fml 0

Your moms the greddy bitch who should stay single foreva cancel the trip and say somthin to teller she did somthing worng and dat is da consicunice

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fuckkkkk_fml 0

wow dude **** her i would cancel that trip immediately.

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tropmignon 0

wow, your mother is a freeloading bitch. just wake up early the day of her trip and take the tickets and leave. and enjoy yourself on the cruise you paid for.

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JD3 0

Your mother is a total A-hole. I would have canceled the trip. I'm not kidding. You don't deserve that.

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