By LP - 15/06/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 967
You deserved it 7 592

Same thing different taste

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Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?

FlaminYawn 0

So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...

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StarrieyedFML 0

Yea.... #14.... My sister in law went off of that shit, even though she was told "she couldn't have children" (because she was hit by a car when she was younger, and they had to remove 80% of the parts) but none the less she went by that... and she still got prego. lol. But.... On another note... don't be so self righteous. It is REALLY unattractive.

mehwhateverr 0

Why wouldn't you correct her? Just tell her you've been working out lately... And even if you wanted to tell her the truth, why would she be disappointed in you? She's your mother, she'll probably be happy.

#14 You're a cow... and some people arent regular enough to use that method... You should use condoms anyway because otherwise youll get diseases... and I think its gross when a man comes inside a woman, its as if shes a toilet. (Unless theyre trying to reproduce, obviously.) And OP: Boo-hoo, poor you. Youre skinny and youre not a ****. Have a cry.

I am not too sure what #14 has to do with this FML. She's not having sex... she doesn't need to be on the pill or any other type of birth control method. What's the point of the post? As for the OP, why would you be embarrassed about telling your mom that? Does she want/expect you to have a lot sex?

stephaniepopatia 0

#14 adds more uselessness to this pointless FML

You stopped taking birth control (good thing) You havent had sex in a year (good thing) You are losing weight (good thing) Your embarassed to tell your mom you havent had sex in a year (wtf?? Why would she be upset by that???) This is stupid im sorry if anyone disagrees..

Why would you be embarrassed to tell your mom you haven't had sex in a year? I think she'd rather that you weren't sexually active. Mine would.