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By ch - 04/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML

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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By sewdevastated - 18/05/2016 02:02 - United States - Fremont

Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML

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By samdog37 - 01/12/2020 14:06

Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML

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fucking_eat_me 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:07

well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.

d101_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:07

Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...

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love4all4 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:03

She was just trying to help, im guessing.

capricaz 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:06

That sucks! She was being nice though. I don't think there is anything wrong with buying $300 jeans. If someone has a lot of money, why not buy quality jeans? Sure there are great jeans for much cheaper, but that's her business. And walmart clothes are crap.

Ladybug_Mafia 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:34

Fail! whah, my family does my chores for me and I can afford ridiculously expensive jeans. My life sucks.

xFenix81x 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:52

Wow. You must be a rich yuppie moron to be buying jeans like that. Go get yourself a personality and quit braying it up with the rest of the sheep, dumbass.

Owngina 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:21

300 on ripped jeans, sounds practical. ps your grandma rocks. doosh.

musicninja 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:06

What kind of idiot pays $300 dollars on ripped jeans? Way to conform. At least your grandmother has a sense of practicality.

HinduSpartan 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:41

Who the **** buys $300 jeans?

spikesomthin 1

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:13

Lol at #13 .....300$ is alot just for jeans but i meen she was trying to help

Jenni_D 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 7:17

how frickin cute is that!

Jenni_D 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 7:19

oh and @300 no one gives a shit what size your are

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