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By foreverapuss - 16/02/2016 16:28 - United States - League City

Today, my friend took me to a club to teach me how to pick up chicks. He just got wasted before teaching me anything, called me a "whiny puss" then left a few minutes later with some skank. FML
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Top comments

jeepers_1 21

Maybe your issue with "picking up women" is your view of women...

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Raquel00 5

"How to pick up chicks" "some *****" ... I have a few ideas on what the problem might be.

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ourtneyc 14

some *****? how do you expect to find a woman if you view them as that.

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YourGrammarSucks 12

Maybe if you'd been watching a little closer, you would've seen what he did to leave with the "*****." YDI for not paying attention when he was clearly trying to teach you an important lesson.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

His friend did teach him how to pick up chicks. Apparently he wanted a PowerPoint lecture and homework instead of hands on training.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

You went to a club, probably got in the way while your friend was chatting up a girl, probably complained that he should be teaching you, and complained about how your friend managed to go home with a girl instead of trying it yourself. You really are a "whiny puss"

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dafluckster 6

A club is no place to meet someone.

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cdb89928 7

He did teach you. You get drunk and don't give a **** about talking to women, then take one who is as drunk as you home.

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zaidthunder1 27

Meh to clubbing. Meh to picking up 'skanks'. There's better ways to enjoy your life than sex.

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8Dirty1 24

punch him next time you see him sober and tell him so he can learn

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lizzi6692 7

Here's a tip. If you stop referring to women as "skanks" without really knowing anything about them maybe one of them will like you eventually.

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Xandrick 22

Meh, that sort of scene is sleazy for getting with ladies anyways. Plus, the majority of the ladies who go to clubs actually do just want to dance.

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