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By foreverapuss - 16/02/2016 16:28 - United States - League City

Today, my friend took me to a club to teach me how to pick up chicks. He just got wasted before teaching me anything, called me a "whiny puss" then left a few minutes later with some skank. FML
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Top comments

jeepers_1 21

Maybe your issue with "picking up women" is your view of women...

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Raquel00 5

"How to pick up chicks" "some *****" ... I have a few ideas on what the problem might be.

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Comments

GabbyPLluch88 13

why not picking up on a deffrent type of friend instead of "chicks". ..,

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FalloutScrolls 25

Take my advice, friend. Looking to "pick up chicks" does nothing but degrade your appearance to women. Be a gentleman, and you'll attract the ladies. At a club, a simple introduction and asking if she'll join you on the dancefloor will work wonders.

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cathrope 10

And then they turn around and say that they already have a boyfriend. I asked 50 girls one night for a dance and they all said the same thing.

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DoomedGemini 37

And if you did something different they'd magically not have a boyfriend..?

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pleasedie 22

Then stop being such a whiny puss and maybe a woman would be interested in you.

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HollyQuinn 21

Stop calling us "chicks" and "skanks" then.

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Bluepies 24

From my experience, guys that use words like "*****" and "chick," maybe not in front of women, are the ones that attract the most women.

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Zebediabolical 41

Assholes get laid in the short term. Guys that respect women get to have sex with the same girl twice.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Guys, guys, guys. Maybe OP mean his friend was trying to teach him how to pick up baby chickens! Those little suckers can be hard to catch. And maybe he meant "skunks" instead of ***** and his friend just found an attractive skunk.

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Bluepies 24

Sounds like you learned something already.

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cylonN6 3

Oh, pussycat, green really isn't your colour.

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Carnaxa 8

bet she wouldnt have been "some *****" if you left with her

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TheNewGuy03 28

How true this is. Typically, if a woman perceived as desirable to someone goes off with another guy, then some dudes' course of action is to immediately denigrate her in their minds. She certainly wouldn't be a "*****" if OP were enjoying extreme carnal pleasure with her instead. ...well, that is, unless she gave you some nasty shit in the aftermath.

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TeacherTeacher 11

When you decide to date women, leave your manchild friend at home.

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AbortionSurvivor 13

This story just screams "I'm a misogynist"

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#101 and your comment screams "I'm against equal rights!"

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Chloe555_fml 27

Yet you use feminist in a derogatory fashion.

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kowsee 22

Im agreeing with most comments here....some *****? Wont impress any ladies i know.

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