By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

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Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
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a_girl_i_know 0

today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.

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memo619 0

I think it was the fathers influence

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testthecoal 5

was your mom his test subject?

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jonathannshannon 0

ha what have you been teaching your son?!

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Hahahahahahahaha wow

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dansco 24

Why did you have them all over the house??? Shouldn't they be in your bedroom?! Maybe you son has overheard your **** as you must be single lol

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sallen0046 4

If you're old enough to have a five year old, why do you have stuffed animals of your own all over the house? Why would you assume they're in "orgy" positions and not just being played with normally? When you leave toys all over the house, children assume they're allowed to play with them because toys...are intended for children.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Banhammer your kid! That'll teach him to do the st00f.

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AznsGoesRawr 0

Haha. I always did the same at Toys R Us when I was younger.

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geko911 22

arnt u the one i picked up on the sidewalk last week?? hmm ya that playfullness as a kid has turned u into a very pleasuring person... lawl

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